Doner donors
Ah, Autumn - season of misseds and mellowed fruitiness.
As the gymnosperms embark upon their annual autophagous process of shedding their leaves before snorting up the mulchy goodness in the spring, the thoughts of Trousers turn to wondering why homophagia is so frowned upon by our society.
For many years now, our society has condoned cannibalism, of a sort, through the donor card system. I don’t know what else you would call it. If you had an old car whose parts you could use to mend another vehicle, we would describe such recycling as cannibalism. All very effective and efficient and a process that has happened in humans, with hearts, lungs, kidneys, livers, blood, bone marrow, corneas etc. etc. being re-used to patch up those folks who have failed their MOT.
What of the fat: we are constantly bombarded with the message that ever more people are dieing of obesity-related conditions but ne’er a fig is mooted about rendering down these tallow-laden tubbies into a form of biodiesel. This would not only be effective recycling but also a form of poetic justice as they payback for all the extra fuel that they would have consumed during the course of theri lives on escalators and in lifts, aircraft, hearses etc.
LargetrouserS: May contain nuts
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Indeed. The fat buggers could be rendered down to make all kinds of useful things. One could situate the plant equidistantly between the hospital and the local MacDonalds, where they are most likely to keel over of an obesity induced cardaic arrest, and you'd be able to get the meat fresh off the bone. Brings to mind Peter Jackson's wonderful tale of homophagic rubber aliens, Bad Taste.
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